Letter to Biel

Dear Biel,

as you can imagine, I am thrilled and excited to reclaim the stage after so many years. I have chosen your city for the first concert of my Reincarnation Tour because I believe that together we can create something truly magnificent.

To make sure that the concert meets all the expectations and that everything goes smoothly, I enclosed some personal requests. I am sure you will have no troubles meeting these small demands.

1. I will not be able to perform, unless my dear wife Yoko is present. At the moment we have a few minor disagreements and she is  uncertain whether she will be attending the concert. Make sure that she's there on the 7th!

2. I want roses! Lots of roses! Everywhere! The yellow kind with the orange edges.

3. Biel Radio will only play my songs for the entire time I'm staying there.

4. If anyone asks any questions about the Beatles I will have to leave. Absolutely NO Beatle questions!

Love and Peace,

John